Jesus built my ex-girlfriend



“I just have to hear this one song before I leave.” Dawn says to me over the phone. My glasses are still in the upper hand pocket of my shirt. My side burns are beginning to ski down the perimeter ledge of my face like follicle peninsulas. I squint into the mirror intuiting the smudged blur of my reflection. Fifteen tears on this planet. A quarter to adulthood and nearsighted and everything I have ever wanted ahead of me in life.





“What song is that?” I inquire.


“Jesus Built My Hotrod. Ministry.” She says, still multitasking. Still scattering the tips of her fingers across the counter of her bathroom in the north side of town. Applying slight lavender galactic nebulas of rogue  and eyeliner and mascera. Blinking into her reflection in her own mirror. It is Dec1992. A week earlier father was out of the front lip of our porch at four-thirty in the morning, releasing the yellow straps of Newspapers, placing the inserts between the pages and the papers in the bag. We don’t use rubberbands, but instead, we fold the paper like a dish towel and slide it in the screen doors of houses on the west bluff, that way the customer does not have to worry about braving the elements or strutting outside in their underwear to hunt down an inky-rolled telescopic shaped bulletin in the early am frost of autumn, they can merely just unlock their inside door and receive an inky welcome matt to the current stasis of the world.


“They even took my cigarettes,” Dawn Michelle says, “I mean…” She continues to blather. I am fifteen years old and near sighted and have never smoked. I do not wear my glasses in public because girls notice me when they are off. Dawn is applying make-up, what she was doing last summer when I met her at Peoria Players, before I went on stage. I try to tell her about my girlfriend Renae. I want to tell her about slapping astringent cologne on my cheeks and the feeling of Friday nights and the way the pending autumnal sun melts into the west, painting the overhead blue meadow of night sky in little crimson and orange stipples. I want to tell her all this. I want to tell her the way that thanksgiving opens something up inside of me, a fresh yolk of gratitude in my chest, slowly dripping down into the interior coating of my stomach, feeling my entire anatomy sprout in vectors I never fathomed possible.

I want to tell her about the Young Columbus contest and how I have somehow been nominated again this year and how I am working on my speech nonstop and how, out of all the erratic craziness  I might have a chance to win..

"I have to go." Dawn tells me, before I have a chance to tell her anything.

Before I have a chance to say goodbye.